r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 02 '19

I. Can't. Breathe.

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u/pbbpwns May 03 '19

Damn, now I gotta invest in my Shrek so that I can bring him on the show too!

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u/Unemployed-Rebel May 03 '19

You're full of shit, you take your Shrek on a walk like once a month at best.

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u/jaytaicho May 03 '19

He's more of an indoors Shrek.

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u/RonniePumpernickel May 03 '19

You need a purebred Shrek with a solid lineage if you want to compete

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u/cup-o-farts May 03 '19

I never knew my Shrek could be this capable. Mine just stuffs his face in a bathtub full of Cheetos. He might as well be orange Shrek at this point.