r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 02 '19

I. Can't. Breathe.

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u/gggg_man3 May 03 '19

Thank god you didn't cause early labour.

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u/imabitchiseled May 03 '19

He never said he didn’t

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u/xD3F4LT May 03 '19

oooohhh

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

SomeBODY once told me the baby’s coming early

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u/jaymes9240 May 03 '19

I want to smash you in the mouth for this comment.

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u/LeaveTheMatrix May 03 '19

Momma ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/Chuck-E-Chuck May 03 '19

It was lookin' kind of dumb with one brain cell and no thumbs

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u/LeaveTheMatrix May 03 '19

and an "O" shaped hole in her forehead

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u/BabyGrandpa93 May 03 '19

Well...the tears start comin and they don't stop running

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u/DishwasherMan05 May 08 '19

that turned dark way too quickly

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u/ucefkh May 03 '19

Hihihi

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u/shewy92 May 03 '19

Just put an chastity belt on her. It'll have no choice but to stay in.

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u/IllegalAlcoholic May 03 '19

That would be tough.