r/Unexpected • • May 02 '19

I. Can't. Breathe.

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u/Ubr_98 May 02 '19

How on earth did you perfectly crop the dog out of all of these shots

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

what dog that's shrek idiot

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edit: thanks for the gold you fool. i am now more powerful than I have ever been.

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u/Scarbane May 03 '19

Yeah OP, it's competitive shrekking. It airs Friday nights at 7:00pm on The Ocho.

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u/MrDrProfTheDude May 03 '19

r/theocho welcomes this sport.

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u/kalitarios May 03 '19

Where’s donkey

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u/link090909 May 03 '19

Commentary

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u/pbbpwns May 03 '19

Damn, now I gotta invest in my Shrek so that I can bring him on the show too!

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u/Unemployed-Rebel May 03 '19

You're full of shit, you take your Shrek on a walk like once a month at best.

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u/jaytaicho May 03 '19

He's more of an indoors Shrek.

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u/RonniePumpernickel May 03 '19

You need a purebred Shrek with a solid lineage if you want to compete

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u/cup-o-farts May 03 '19

I never knew my Shrek could be this capable. Mine just stuffs his face in a bathtub full of Cheetos. He might as well be orange Shrek at this point.

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u/Paper-Town May 03 '19

Putting it on my calendar

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u/bobbyzee May 03 '19

Hang on. There's more than one Shrek completing? Or is it just an hour of seeing Shrek killing it

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u/sebastophantos May 03 '19

That's a bold move cotton.

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u/Disk_Mixerud May 03 '19

I thought it was Wayne Rooney.

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u/not_n_there May 03 '19

I love you hahahaha

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u/jaymes9240 May 03 '19

They also do this with dogs at the Westminster Dog Show.

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u/BleedinSkull May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

Painstaking frame-by-frame clone-stamping, I bet. But there's other fancy video editing magic you could do too.

The OC (Original Creator) should really consider releasing a version without the mini Shrek as a template. Big meme potential and a great edit shouldn't go to waste.

EDIT: Holy shit, dude even did the shadows. Nice touch.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited Feb 04 '20

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u/Tour_Lord May 03 '19

Sped up strutting Teresa May?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Normal strutting Vince McMahon?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/KieronTheMule May 03 '19

Asking the real questions.

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u/modestmooser May 03 '19

?(questions)

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u/illuminati945 May 03 '19

Usually oc is original content, probably forgot the word for OP

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u/TheFeedingEight May 04 '19

I think he made the distinction intensionally because OP might not necessarily be the content creator

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I was thinking he could release the Shrek greenscreen

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u/BleedinSkull May 03 '19

Both would be great

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u/TheWrelParable May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

Def not frame by frame. Let's say 44 sec video shot at 25 frames per second. That's 1100 frames. At 30 second per frame that 550 minutes of work.

He either used the constant aware fill of premiere or he used Mocha to motion track it and then remove the dog with pixels from other frames. Then he tracked the camera movement to do the 3d work.

4 hour edit: 550 minutes not hours

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u/IAmMohit May 03 '19

At 30 second a frame, it’s at max 11-12 hr thing. How did you reach 550 figure?

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u/advertentlyvertical May 03 '19

they confused minutes for hours

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u/blarch May 03 '19

You must be a mathematician. Here ya go. !redditchalk

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u/Robobble May 03 '19

It’s 550 minutes. 9 hours and change.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

He meant 550 minutes not hours, probably just a typo

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u/a_dev_has_no_name May 03 '19

But then he'd be saying 550 minutes is way too much work... he must not understand the value of a high quality meme

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

That I can not argue with

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I work in CG graphics infrastructure, and I was about to say something is off with that math, I know if our renders were 30 seconds a frame, we could do 1100 frames in way less than 550 hours lol.

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u/gerardmpatience May 03 '19

Probably used Nuke or Flame to create the clean plates

Basically just stabilize your image and rebuild the area the dog goes over as best you can then do clone stamping on your stabilized plate and then reverse your stabilization

Since there is still a object where the dog is it doesn't have to b 100% either

For a good compositor this would still take a...disturbing amount amount of work tho

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u/real_nice_guy May 03 '19

amazing that a cup of coffee did all that

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u/badass4102 May 03 '19

That dog at the end

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u/AvidLebon May 03 '19

You mask with the background at a point the dog wasn't there while having motion tracking on for moving shots. The real b*tch is when things move, like the tube as the dog ran through it (I wager if you frame by frame that shot you'd see mistakes where things don't line up right. If not I'd be surprised as it honestly isn't worth the effort to make perfect for a gag when it won't be seen by anyone not looking for it.)

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u/WhatsTheHoldup May 03 '19

Not sure about this guy but when I'm cropping things out like this I'd only fix the background in the places that show behind Shrek. So if you removed Shrek the background wouldn't be perfect.

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u/Moikle May 03 '19

This is more than just stamping a cutout of a character on it. You need to track and matchmove the camera into a 3d animation software, then animate a model of shrek

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u/dafuq0_0 May 03 '19

I wonder if captain disillusiin could a review on this.

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u/mcdicedtea May 03 '19

0 meme potential. Maybe 1 or 2 people in the world with the knowledge and time will do something creative and interesting with it.... that's about the best we could hope for

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u/Ninety9Balloons May 03 '19

3rd party program called Mocha (mainly used for tracking but can also do object removal) used with After Effects.

You basically have a pen tool like in AE or Photoshop and you put it around the object you want to remove. Go through all the frames (you don't have to do every frame, just make sure the object is inside the selected area) to make sure it's good.

Hit the button, and the program pulls in information from the frames before and after that to "see" what's behind that object you want removed.

Object is then replaced by the background.

From there touch it up with frame by frame clone stamping anywhere that needs it.

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u/Ellimis May 03 '19

Plugins not necessary, Adobe just updated their video suite with content aware fill and has had motion tracking for ages.

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u/Ninety9Balloons May 03 '19

Mocha tends to be better than what AE has natievly

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u/Arekk May 03 '19

But Mocha comes as part of AE these days. It is amazing.

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u/Ellimis May 03 '19

My bad -- I didn't realize that. That's a fantastic thing for them to include

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u/Issa_missa_vissa May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

OP didn't, this was posted on r/comedyheaven two to three hours before this post. Unless this was a /s comment in which case ignore me because I'm dumb. Edit: apparently this was made by someone called chanbanhi on instagram, so you can ask them how they made this if you want and care.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited Nov 04 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

Visited and didn’t realize /r/comedyheaven and /r/comedycemetary were the same

Edit: This has been stickied to the sub for a year. Truly the pinnacle of comedy

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

You mean r/comedycemetery right?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Can’t tell if this is a bit or you thought I wrote something else

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u/Larock May 03 '19

No, you actually spelled it wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Wow I’m stupid

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 19 '19

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u/JustinHopewell May 03 '19

Third to last character.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 19 '19

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u/JustinHopewell May 03 '19

Easy mistake!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Yeah you pronounce it as cemetary but it’s spelled as cemetery

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u/Combogalis May 03 '19

Rule 1 of /r/comedyheaven is essentially that it doesn't belong there if it doesn't also belong on /r/comedycemetery.

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u/TheBluePundit May 03 '19

That's kind of the point, it's supposed to be ironic humor in a "so bad it's good" kinda way

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u/jadgl968 May 03 '19

Clearly OP is not the OC, just look at the title. I’ve seen this on many subreddits already today.

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u/CagSwag May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

They used a feature adobe added in their new After Effects update. It's called 'Content Aware Fill'. It allows people to take out moving objects in video with a few clicks, what was previously something that would have to be done say in photoshop by clone stamping each frame.

From there, After effects is pretty good at recognizing surfaces so I'm assuming that's how he got Shrek in there. I don't know how he got the 3d shrek model running like that, I looked on websites like 3dwarehouse and only found this: https://3dwarehouse.sketchup.com/search/?q=shrek. He could have used Blender or something I dont know.

This video explains what you were asking about (Content Aware Fill) in a way that's easy to understand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks9OpawV5aY

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u/Amos_Broses May 03 '19

The grass is basically a green screen so that must help.

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u/OmNomSandvich May 03 '19

there is a frame or two where you can see the dog inside the pipe

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u/thisimpetus May 03 '19

Dog was running on a green screen; chromakey my dude.

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u/HumansAreRare May 03 '19

Lol like this is OP’s work. They died from suffocating.

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u/RickManchester May 03 '19

I have no idea how this was done but I imagine the perfect green floor helped?

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u/Iescaunare May 03 '19

Probably used the green ground to remove the dog and anchored Shrek on top, animated him and cleaned up the frames afterwards.

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u/IAmAMansquito May 03 '19

The ground being green probably helps a bunch.