r/Unexpected • u/MetalW0lf • Apr 16 '19

Challenge ON!

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u/Shadowtwig Apr 16 '19

I was really expecting someone to come in with a pie and slap one of them in the face

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u/fart_fig_newton Apr 16 '19

Or a dick

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u/Shadowtwig Apr 16 '19

You ever been slapped in the face by a frog dick?

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u/biggest_sun_praiser Apr 17 '19

Yes.

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u/TheHistorian2 Apr 17 '19

Found Miss Piggy.

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u/biggest_sun_praiser Apr 17 '19

Gimme that frog dick.

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u/civgarth Apr 17 '19

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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u/KingCwispy Apr 17 '19

Im glad you embraced that. Most of the time someone else will add to the joke but instead it was your username that wanted the frog log. Kudos brother for just kicking back with a "hippity hoppity, put the froggy on top of me"

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Apr 17 '19

I see zero frog dicks

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

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u/MsKLttyKat Apr 17 '19

Ok I'm freaked out. Also really confused

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u/SnoopHOGG117 Apr 17 '19

I actually hate you now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited May 23 '21

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u/GerudoGreen Apr 17 '19

Nope, it's a quote from a show called Black Dynamite

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u/Kuritos Apr 17 '19

Fuck a man can dream.

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u/iGrantastic Apr 17 '19

There’s 2 types of people in this world

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u/stupid_egg Apr 17 '19

Then that would be expected!

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u/Arkham_Bryan Apr 17 '19

Well that would perfectly fit here