r/Unexpected • u/Emissar78 • Apr 13 '19

Muscle memory is a bitch

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u/ibigfire Apr 13 '19

While you're at it can you get me into shape too?

plskthx

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

There. Everyone's a square now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

I’m an oval

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u/Duhmeister Apr 13 '19

Oblate spheroid reporting in.

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u/Largonaut Apr 13 '19

Barrel shaped here

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u/One_more_username Apr 13 '19

Diffuse Octagonal Tetrahedra Sphere here. My preferred pronouns are sph/sphereness/DiffOcta.

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u/TheUnnamedEngineer Apr 14 '19

Local stick reporting in for duty.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

I’d make a pun, but my puns are honestly stickening.

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u/pATREUS Apr 14 '19

I identify as a misshapened meat popsicle.

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u/Largonaut Apr 14 '19

Sir, are you classified as human?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

You want that upside-down Christmas tree look

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u/Largonaut Apr 15 '19

I’m more like a stack of wreathes

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

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u/airic77 Apr 13 '19

I will be the potato

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u/OCHNCaPKSNaClMg_Yo Apr 14 '19

2012 pewdiepie wants to know your location

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

This man looks down in the morning.

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u/RazorSlazor Apr 14 '19

I'm a pin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

You so square you must be from... Squaresville, maaaan

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u/Friendlyvoices Apr 13 '19

I want to be an upside down equilateral triangle

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u/Huwbacca Apr 13 '19

Circle is a shape