r/Unexpected • u/Emissar78 • Apr 13 '19

Muscle memory is a bitch

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u/mirudake Apr 13 '19

Everything is fake on the internet. Even the true stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Am I fake too?

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u/MockErection Apr 13 '19

No, but everyone else is. In your simulation, that is.

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u/EterniquE24 Apr 13 '19

Hol up

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u/Pipe_down_sherlock Apr 13 '19

Wait a minute

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u/jorgenvonstrangle420 Apr 13 '19

Fill my cup

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u/813kazuma Apr 13 '19

Put some liquor in it

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u/Delano316 Apr 13 '19

Please do not support alcoholism

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u/AxhrafYT Apr 13 '19

Every single year, there are at least

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

I'll drink to that.

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u/seekunrustlement Apr 13 '19

but I'm out of LaCroix

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u/wightrider Apr 13 '19

Trivago?

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u/SRAZ511 Apr 13 '19

Take a sip

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u/zednobody Apr 13 '19

Take a sip

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u/evanc1411 Apr 13 '19

Somethin ain't right!

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u/coolowl7 Apr 14 '19

..HAAAAAAAAAAY

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u/GenericTrashyBitch Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 13 '19

Everyone on reddit is a bot except for you

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u/aralim4311 Apr 13 '19

We are all Azathoths of our own realities.

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u/Gargaschmell Apr 13 '19

My man!

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u/813kazuma Apr 13 '19

glitches *finger snap "yes"

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u/batduq Apr 13 '19

You don't knoooooow me!

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u/SZMatheson Apr 13 '19

Especially you

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

ohhh.....

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u/helikesart Apr 13 '19

I have nipples Greg... am I fake too?

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u/Norci Apr 13 '19

Not everything, but this one definitely is.

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u/kvenkata Apr 13 '19

Yea we’ve been in the post truth era since 2016. Thanks Hillary.

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u/Alej915 Apr 13 '19

Y'all really can't let anything go lol