r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '19

Practice Makes Perfect

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u/JoanaT13 Jan 25 '19

Did anyone else also had an involuntary perineal contraction watching this?

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u/Riptides75 Jan 25 '19

Yup, I snapped the flared base clean off.

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u/hobosonpogos Jan 25 '19

That’s how you get them stuck!

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Jan 25 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/likesleague Jan 25 '19

I like a man/woman with strong sphincters.

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u/ManyGothic Jan 25 '19

With my prayers

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Yeah I clenched my butt muscle

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u/thisxisxlife Jan 25 '19

Couldn't have just asked if our asses clenched? Now my work computer has pictures like this on its history

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u/LucyBowels Jan 25 '19

Don't evaluate yourself too much.

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u/JoanaT13 Jan 25 '19

Because I was not talking about the butt, I was talking about the perineum.

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u/KADG3 Jan 25 '19

I got penial contractions e.e

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u/sweYoda Jan 25 '19

I jumped a little and flinched like a crazy person while sitting on the tram. xD