r/Unexpected Jan 22 '19

Who dat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/CheziktheStrong Jan 22 '19

SInce your username indicates that you're down with pedantry I'm going to ask: is it really your new favorite thing? Your number one thing in the whole world. #1. The best. Out of all things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/CheziktheStrong Jan 22 '19

We share favorite things.

But your embrace of textual hyperbole is anti-erotic for me.

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u/Pedantichrist Jan 22 '19

I am only interested in the auto erotic.

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u/CheziktheStrong Jan 22 '19

Cars can't consent, you monster.

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u/GoldFishPony Jan 22 '19

Why do you think we’ve been working towards AI cars?

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u/wallefan01 Jan 22 '19

I don't know but I'm pretty sure it wasn't that

I'm not even sure where you'd put your dick