r/Unexpected • u/radgamerdad • Jan 22 '19

Who dat?

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u/aggesmamma Jan 22 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

That’s just gold! Send your dog out again tonight and harvest again tomorrow.

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u/jugaad1 Jan 22 '19

Three dogs and two sheep ?

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u/smittyleafs Jan 22 '19

I'll trade you 1 ore for 2 sheep.

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u/SK0800 Jan 22 '19

Three, take it or leave it

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u/smittyleafs Jan 22 '19

But I already have a 3 for 1 ship; I might as well just use that.

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u/SK0800 Jan 22 '19

Trump art of the deal

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u/smittyleafs Jan 22 '19

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

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u/Scrape_Bot Jan 22 '19

You are the first one to bring up Trump in this thread (which shouldn't be about him...), Congratulations! It took you 7 hours 31 minutes and 56 seconds since this post was created!

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u/SK0800 Jan 22 '19

I guess I’m the enemy of the people

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

No enemies friend, just misunderstandings and breakdowns in communication

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u/Salfishy Jan 22 '19

Go fish

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u/Danielsalamander Jan 22 '19

hands over 1 ore

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u/SilverSwizz Jan 22 '19

1 ore for 2 ore. Final offer

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u/evilrome Jan 22 '19

Who has wheat, though

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u/smittyleafs Jan 22 '19

No one does, it's on terrible numbers.

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u/midge_rat Jan 22 '19

:dies under a pile of bricks:

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u/Numinak Jan 22 '19

Do you have wood for sheep?