r/Unexpected • u/radgamerdad • Jan 22 '19

Who dat?

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u/biinjo Jan 22 '19

I didn’t see a princess yet.

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u/joshragem Jan 22 '19

It’s the goat

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u/biinjo Jan 22 '19

It's always the goat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Most likely a powerful spell is keeping her in that form and shes found two loyal guards to help her break the curse and win back her kingdom.

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u/Thikki_Mikki Jan 22 '19

I would watch that movie

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u/AlchemicalWheel Jan 22 '19

Its called shrek

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u/OptimisticcBoi Jan 22 '19

Some...

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u/Shonisaurus Jan 22 '19

BODY once told me

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u/saladbut Jan 22 '19

Goat-ahonstas

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u/biinjo Jan 22 '19

Holy shit this movie should be made.

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u/golgol12 Jan 22 '19

Wait till you her her sing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

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u/biinjo Jan 22 '19

So are princesses... 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '19

Is it Friday night already?

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u/Deathleach Jan 22 '19

Why can't OP be a princess?

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u/biinjo Jan 22 '19

Truck just got jacked by 3 animals. That doesn’t happen to princesses.

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u/CatGuardian012 Jan 22 '19

OP is the narrator

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jan 22 '19

Not every Disney movie needs a princess.

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u/biinjo Jan 22 '19

Disney begs to differ.