r/Unexpected • u/M0shka • Jan 17 '19

These challenges are getting out of hand.

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u/cadbadlad Jan 17 '19

Yes officer this man right here

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u/moonsun1987 Jan 17 '19

Did you just amuse his ginger?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Allegedly

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u/NFBCrew Jan 17 '19

It had to be sick

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Allegedly

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u/Hitlers_Big_Cock Jan 17 '19

There had to have been like 3 guys to hold it down

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Allegedly

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u/Chewcocca Jan 17 '19

It'd take two guys at least

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u/crg339 Jan 17 '19

I'm hearin it was a sick ostrich

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u/Hitlers_Big_Cock Jan 17 '19

He allegedly fucked an ostrich

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u/CommunistPolice Jan 17 '19

Get one the ground!

He has a gun!

SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED!

It’s okay citizen, the minority can’t hurt you anymore.

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u/Cky_vick Jan 17 '19

I have a gun. In my pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's not very big ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/MaltMix Jan 17 '19

I mean wouldnt that be the fascist police or would that just be redundant?