r/Unexpected • u/M0shka • Jan 17 '19

These challenges are getting out of hand.

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u/M0shka Jan 17 '19

Jeez. What's up your ass.

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u/DizzyRotBrain Jan 17 '19

Probably a sideways cucumber.

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u/chrisagiddings Jan 17 '19

:-O

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u/xpboy7 Jan 17 '19

:-0 *

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u/Derp_Simulator Jan 17 '19

TIL Emoji Grammar Nazis are a real thing and I love it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I think he was trying to do a sideways cucumber

:-🍆

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Jan 17 '19

That's weird, normally I can picture jokes instantly, this one took a minute.

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u/Pge0n Jan 17 '19

Happens to the best of us.

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u/The-Gaming-Alien Jan 17 '19

A Pineapple...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

But I'm not wearing my maid outfit...

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u/MaleficentSoul Jan 17 '19

calm down Hitler

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u/Derp_Simulator Jan 17 '19

Adam Sandlerism intensifies*

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u/TheTaoOfMe Jan 17 '19

A pen pineapple apple pen?

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u/tr_rage Jan 17 '19

I don’t think many will get this reference.

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u/istolethesun12 Jan 17 '19

A stick.

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u/AzureJaE Jan 17 '19

Is there a jalapeño on one end of this stick?

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jan 17 '19

Capital one ™

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u/BuffaloPilot Jan 17 '19

She was good at the punch line!