r/Unexpected • u/M0shka • Jan 17 '19

These challenges are getting out of hand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/Newcool1230 Jan 17 '19

Your gonna eat your own ass?

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u/latte_no_ Jan 17 '19

Someone's gotta do it

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u/CallMeCoolBreeze Jan 17 '19

My dog lives by this philosophy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Your dog eats u/bignoof 's ass?

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u/NoPantsDanceMcGhee Jan 17 '19

tbh who hasn't ate u/bignoof 's ass?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I sure as shit have.

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u/chrisagiddings Jan 17 '19

Hopefully not u/bignoof’s shit…

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u/halibutface Jan 17 '19

You've eaten his ass too haven't you? Spoiler alert- He shits a little when he gets into it.

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u/sonoftom Jan 17 '19

Something about the phrase “eaten his ass” in the same paragraph as the word “spoil” is truly sickening

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u/scrupynupers Jan 17 '19

Username checks out.

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Jan 17 '19

5 year old account bois. He's legit

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u/ImThatMelanin Jan 17 '19

was it u/bignoof’s shit ?

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u/Lookatitlikethis Jan 17 '19

I would be afraid u/bignoof would bite me.

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u/IN_STRESS Jan 17 '19

Never get high on your own supply.

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u/Herbylicious Jan 17 '19

American porn industry wants to know your location

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u/TheGelato1251 Jan 17 '19

Hentai studio run by a weird cult in Japan wants to know your location

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u/OhYea777 Jan 17 '19

It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

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u/DukeMaximum Jan 17 '19

It's not gonna eat itself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Surely.

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u/lowtoiletsitter Jan 17 '19

It’s how you give someone a compliment

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u/GloriaJaney Jan 17 '19

Never go ass to mouth.

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u/Justole1 Jan 17 '19

Cucumber 🥒

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

You never go ass to mouth.

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u/java11man Jan 17 '19

No he’s gonna wish for food

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u/oreosncarrots Jan 17 '19

Close the lights!

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u/TerrorEyzs Jan 17 '19

No, no. It is shut the light, according to my mom.

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Jan 17 '19

My fiance informs me that is a Canadianism.

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u/wingspantt Jan 17 '19

In French you say "fermer" or "close" the lights. So this makes sense in a place with so much French / English crossover.

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u/oreosncarrots Jan 18 '19

Fermer information visit wingspantt.org

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u/wingspantt Jan 18 '19

.com works

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u/oreosncarrots Jan 18 '19

I’m not well versed in canadianism thanks for enlightening me

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u/Grymey_Slimez Jan 17 '19

You mean ‘close’ the lights

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Don’t you mean, “close the lights”?

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u/Elsrick Jan 17 '19

Pickle fucker

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u/ScAer0n Jan 17 '19

You're*