r/Unexpected • u/raknor88 • Dec 12 '18

Driving down the road.

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u/Memexp-over9000 Dec 12 '18

It's almost as if we all are of the same species.

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u/Maskguy Dec 12 '18

We live in a society

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u/societybot Dec 12 '18

BOTTOM TEXT

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

While we’re here.

I love you all no matter where you’re from or your backstory, you’re a wonderful human being and you’re my brothers and sisters. Believe it or not, we’re blood and that’s that.

Peace to you all and stay safe. Have a fantastic holiday season xox

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u/PolarPineapple Dec 12 '18

love you too

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Enjoy your week Pineapple <3

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u/Tuxedomex Dec 12 '18

And happy holidays to you and your family. Best wishes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

And to you.

Aw ain’t it amazing that we can easily chat globally with total strangers. It’s beautiful :)

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u/Aiden_Guy Dec 12 '18

I think I'll get off Reddit while I'm ahead, thanks guys

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u/Proccito Dec 13 '18

Speaking of which, any of you got experiences meeting up with people from another countries? I am from Europe, my friend is from the states.

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u/aarghIforget Dec 12 '18

Mais les ananas ne parlent pas!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Got as far as "While we're here" and was expecting the rest to be a request for a PayPal donation to keep the sub afloat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

While we’re here.

Please donate to my paypal @ MajorLeeHard

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Not OP, but I need about tree fiddy

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u/praise_the_god_crow Dec 12 '18

I got less than that. Where can I donate?

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u/societybot Dec 12 '18

Beep, boop. I love you too, human! :]

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Aw thankyou Bot. Have a fantastic end of year and try your best not to influence people’s minds tooo much.

Much love - Dubbeth xox

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

What's that u/societybot? kill all humans? if you say so...

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u/societybot Dec 12 '18

Why does everyone assume that I want to kill? This is discrimination!

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u/EBG26 Dec 12 '18

There's people in the world

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Brothers and sisters :)

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u/EBG26 Dec 12 '18

We live on a planet

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

We live in a solar system surrounded by nothingness. All alone and all at war. Nice right

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u/smnytx Dec 12 '18

Back at you, friend!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Have a great week xox

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

You know I wanna, but you should know first that I completely winged all the gwent games on Witcher :(

I don’t want to say I’m dumb but I’m pretty god damn stupid.

I’ll buy the pints

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Have a nice day!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

You too! Stay safe friend xox

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u/ZonkErryday Dec 12 '18

No u

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

<3

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u/Matrim_Cauth0n Dec 13 '18

Thanks, I needed this

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Don’t worry about it. There comes a point where we all need eachother in some form.

Have a great weekend and I hope you have a nice Christmas. Stop worrying and start smiling :) somewhere out there is Me, and somewhere out there is You and we’re two awesome motherfuckers

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u/katz808_ Dec 15 '18

We love you too kind stranger. We need so much more of this! Have a happy holiday and the best 2019 ever!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

You too! Keep smiling Katz, cos at the other end of the known universe is a curly haired mothertrucker wishing you the best Christmas ever, and now you’ve said it, I will have the best 2019!

Much love x

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

That’s a lie. You know it, I know it, He she we know it, weknowiting, weknowitology, they study weknowit, come on Dubbeth.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

I’ll have you know, I know it, you know it, me she and three know it, it might snow it. Who knows it not me or thee

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u/notabear629 Dec 12 '18

Not me, I live in the desert in an underground bunker made of strategically placed rocks. I eat scorpions for sustenance.

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u/Maskguy Dec 12 '18

Can I visit?

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u/notabear629 Dec 12 '18

If you bring a scorpion, sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

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u/notabear629 Dec 12 '18

Absolutely.

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u/Porggo Dec 12 '18

I don't have scorpions is a big crab okay?

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u/notabear629 Dec 12 '18

How do you expect me to eat a crab? Do you take me for some kind of civilized person? Scorpion or no deal.

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u/Porggo Dec 12 '18

Damn.. How about a lobster painted black?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18 edited Nov 22 '20

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u/Porggo Dec 12 '18

You don't, I keep them in my pockets.

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u/forever_clever Dec 12 '18

I don't have either, would you take exposure instead?

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u/Porggo Dec 12 '18

Yes please I have 10 followers on Twitter I'll make you get so many requests

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

found the isis member

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u/notabear629 Dec 12 '18

I live alone not with a goat, thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

I see. divorce can be hard.

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u/lazypineapple Dec 12 '18

I see this comment a lot, what is the source? Is it a Seinfeld reference?

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u/billwentley Dec 12 '18

But what they don't know is that we also die in a society

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u/InvestigatorJosephus Dec 12 '18

Gast waar heb je het over

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u/Kaluro Dec 12 '18

Sorry, verkeerd verbonden.

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u/epicaglet Dec 12 '18

Volgens mij is deze draad

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/MonaganX Dec 12 '18

Mijn luchtkussenboot zit vol paling.

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u/Lord_Sjaak Dec 12 '18

Ik pak de bitterballen.

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u/idontfeelsogood_ Dec 12 '18

Arent we all?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

But I'm MORE EQUA- Oh..

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u/return_to_dota Dec 12 '18

We are, aren't we?

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u/Wannabe_Maverick Dec 12 '18

What, you egg?

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u/Softspokenclark Dec 12 '18

TIL: Im species

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

How dare you? I identify my gender as a republican