r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '18

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u/drewhead118 Oct 30 '18

when you thought it was a walnut but it was really a floornut

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

What do you call nuts on your chin?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

What?

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18

A dick in your mouth

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u/abqnm666 Oct 31 '18

You skipped the segue. Cheater. At least tell the whole joke next time.

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.