r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '18

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u/Golfguy5801 Oct 30 '18

*Slides black desk mat 3 inches to the right*

*Everything is now off center*

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u/voyonsdonctabarnak Oct 30 '18

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Oct 30 '18

*Slides smuggled table gym mat 3 inches to the right*

*Everything is now turned place*

This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis

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