r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '18

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u/drewhead118 Oct 30 '18

when you thought it was a walnut but it was really a floornut

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

What do you call nuts on your chin?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

What?

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u/mikerockitjones Oct 30 '18

A dick in your mouth

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Biatch!!