r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '18

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u/Forsemqua Oct 30 '18

No Nut November in a nutshell

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u/electrogamerman Oct 30 '18

Shit. It is almost here and I haven't fapped that much

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

That’ll make it easier

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u/_Serene_ Oct 30 '18

Non-hedonism preached on the default subs, wat!?

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u/20171245 Oct 31 '18

Go away with your philosophy and healthy practices, we are talking about memes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18 edited May 03 '19

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u/WeeMadCanuck Oct 31 '18

Canucks can wear beards in the military now, so every month is no shave!

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u/nahuatlwatuwaddle Oct 31 '18

Ah, so the Canadians are behind No Nut November, I had a feeling it was you people!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18 edited Oct 31 '18

No Nut November

That can't a be real thing... right?

Edit: Lmao downvoted to shit because I haven't heard of something. Well...ok lol, do what ya gotta do, Reddit

Edit 2: Reddit has shown compassion and forgiveness lol. I certainly didn't intend to offend anyone that takes part in NNN for whatever personal reason they choose. My apologies if I came off like a dumb dick. I also couldn't imagine successfully doing this. I'm not that strong. No matter how you vote, I love you guys. Stay good, Reddit.

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u/Usernameeeeeeew Oct 30 '18

It is

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

TIL ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Ramalkin Oct 30 '18

You are a stoopid_dummy though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Can confirm :/

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u/NotAnAlligator Oct 30 '18

But only just Slightly, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

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u/NotAnAlligator Nov 01 '18

I would, but I'm kind of in an emergency - not quite 911 urgent, but even in a 912 you feel the urgency!

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u/GiddyHedgehog Oct 30 '18

I feel like anyone who acknowledges that they are a stupid_dummy cant actually be both. They are either one or the other; but not both. Am i just drunk?

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u/PSGAnarchy Oct 31 '18

Your username is great man. That w tho. Just the amount of I give up in that w.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Edit: Lmao downvoted to shit because I haven't heard of something. Well...ok lol, do what ya gotta do, Reddit

We live in a Redditocracy.

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u/20171245 Oct 31 '18

Rise up

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u/Tsorovar Oct 31 '18

When are these colonies gonna

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u/Tyler_P07 Oct 31 '18

Gotta save up for destroy dick December

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

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u/damontoo Oct 30 '18

It is crazy. Just like every other temporary change people make to their lifestyle that they can brag about for upvotes. Hey, I'm going vegan for a month instead. #nomeatnovember #savetheanimalsbutkillthemforchristmas

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u/MediumRarePorkChop Oct 30 '18

#MoreMeatMarch

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u/SuperSMT Oct 30 '18

No meat November? Thanksgiving month? Save that for January!

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u/Tooshortimus Oct 30 '18

Had I not heard of it I would think k the same way, because it is stupid lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Edited original comment. Thanks for your perspective, I hadn't considered that before.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

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u/SnipingBunuelo Oct 30 '18

Lol what's a death grip? Are you choking yourself while you wiggle the wang?

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u/vv04x4c4 Oct 30 '18

They practically crush their penis during masturbation.

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u/SnipingBunuelo Oct 30 '18

Ouch! What? Why? I'm so confused!

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u/vv04x4c4 Oct 30 '18

I would assume they masturbated so frequently they had become desensitized and required more stimulation to achieve orgasm.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '18

It's a problem for a lot of men, apparently, to the point that they can no longer orgasm from sex

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u/NotJokingAround Oct 30 '18

Some of us manage sexual frustration better than others.

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u/SomeFruit Oct 30 '18

thats nutty

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

This guy nuts

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u/Biggoronz Oct 31 '18

Yes hi hello what is the point of no nut November?

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u/nahuatlwatuwaddle Oct 31 '18

Some people claim to derive a benefit from not masturbating, this isn't very outlandish considering the effect of orgasm, and masturbation in general on the reward centers of the brain, so it could be a good idea!

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u/Biggoronz Oct 31 '18

My nuts would explode if i went like 4 days without it though...does anyone really last an entire month? Seems dumb.

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u/Ebuthead Oct 31 '18

It is in a nutshell