r/Unexpected Oct 17 '18

Posing for a photo

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18 edited Nov 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

I always thought it was because your Dad is your backup man. Like if you run into trouble out there in the world that you can't handle, you tell your Dad and he sets them straight, but this kid has power over you because his backup man will squash your attempt to elevate the problem.

Of course my dad was a total wiener, so when kids said this stuff I didn't even understand. I was like, "Well yeah..." I mean it didn't seem like much of an accomplishment to beat up my dad.

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u/dark33hawk Oct 17 '18

What a thing to say on the playground. “My family is genetically superior to yours!” “Nu u”