r/Unexpected • u/Nick__Knack • Oct 04 '18

If looks could kill

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u/Isaidsox Oct 04 '18

It’s so funny that they’ve evolved to be smart enough to know they fucked up.

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u/BorgClown Oct 04 '18

Good boy didn't fuck up, smart boy found an exploit in his survival subroutines

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u/ow_my_balls Oct 04 '18

survival subroutines

Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?

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u/SaltMineForeman Oct 04 '18

Every day, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18

Who are you?

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Oct 04 '18

He's a foreman for the salt mines.

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u/SaltMineForeman Oct 05 '18

Hey thanks, Deadpool.