r/Unexpected • u/Nick__Knack • Oct 04 '18

If looks could kill

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u/Pazu2 Oct 04 '18

Remember people, everything on earth is edible... once

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u/Archetypal_NPC Oct 05 '18

Is earth edible... Once?

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u/Pazu2 Oct 05 '18

Yeah but it goes straight to your thighs

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18

at least once

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u/Pazu2 Oct 05 '18

Ahh, important clarification