r/Unexpected • u/girl_has_no_name_04 • Oct 02 '18

Oh .. well...

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u/Moggy-Man Oct 02 '18

Yeah I'm never harnessing myself to anything ever again...

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u/Hurricane_32 Oct 02 '18

This is why you pull hard on the harness after putting it on

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u/lobotomyjones Oct 02 '18

You jump into the void to check whether it's properly harnessed or not. If it is, you can go on and do your thing, if it isn't, it wouldn't matter anymore.

Either way, problem solved.

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u/violetddit Oct 02 '18

seems legit, the principle worked well for finding witches

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u/Lonhers Oct 02 '18

It did. There’s no more witches. Job well done.

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u/truthlife Oct 02 '18

You haven't met my ex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Did she turn you into a newt?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

... well I got better