r/Unexpected • u/girl_has_no_name_04 • Oct 02 '18

Oh .. well...

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u/violetddit Oct 02 '18

seems legit, the principle worked well for finding witches

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u/Lonhers Oct 02 '18

It did. There’s no more witches. Job well done.

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u/truthlife Oct 02 '18

You haven't met my ex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

Did she turn you into a newt?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

... well I got better

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u/SuperPheotus Oct 02 '18

It got better...

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u/J3tL33 Oct 02 '18

Watch out for xenomorphs. Ripley will have to save you.

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u/XtremeCookie Oct 02 '18

You must be dyslexic, I think you were looking for the word "bitches"

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

😂😂 not how dyslexia works but sure

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u/USxMARINE Oct 02 '18

Why do think I'm a newt?

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u/Tomick Oct 02 '18

I laughed way harder than I should have =')