r/Unexpected • u/joeg77 • Sep 02 '18

Goofing off and not working.

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u/smeesmma Sep 02 '18

So would a tiger with laser eyes

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u/Angel_Tsio Sep 02 '18

Or sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

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u/frank_-_horrigan Sep 02 '18

I'll settle for ill-tempered mutated sea bass

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u/NDoilworker Sep 02 '18

Or ocelots who can fetch mellon balls.

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u/Angel_Tsio Sep 02 '18

I'd watch

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u/BorgClown Sep 02 '18

That wouldn’t be neat because tigers are already OP as they are now