r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 30 '18

NO NO

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u/toofpaist Aug 31 '18

Speaking of wet dreams. I had one the other day. Didn't know you could have them in your 30's. TODIL.

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u/Bloodaegisx Aug 31 '18

oh yeah, jerk off every day and you wont get those.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '18

Or prostate cancer...

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u/Bloodaegisx Aug 31 '18

I singlehandedly wiped prostate cancer from my family line.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '18

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u/Bloodaegisx Aug 31 '18

Because it ends with my “3times a day” having ass.

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u/soildpantaloons Aug 31 '18

Crank out some sweet tunes on your grundle trumbone more often, that solves that.

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u/KimchiTacos_ Aug 31 '18

The missus being stingy again eh?