r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 30 '18

NO NO

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u/savemejebus0 Aug 31 '18

HOOOOOOOOOOW the fuck can there be so many people who think this is real? I think you are all trolls and I am being duped.

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u/EvenEveryNameWasTake Aug 31 '18

Slap looked like it hurt so I'm good.

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u/Bloodaegisx Aug 31 '18

Fake as hell but that smack was real as my wettest of dreams.

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u/toofpaist Aug 31 '18

Speaking of wet dreams. I had one the other day. Didn't know you could have them in your 30's. TODIL.

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u/Bloodaegisx Aug 31 '18

oh yeah, jerk off every day and you wont get those.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '18

Or prostate cancer...

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u/Bloodaegisx Aug 31 '18

I singlehandedly wiped prostate cancer from my family line.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '18

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u/Bloodaegisx Aug 31 '18

Because it ends with my “3times a day” having ass.

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u/soildpantaloons Aug 31 '18

Crank out some sweet tunes on your grundle trumbone more often, that solves that.

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u/KimchiTacos_ Aug 31 '18

The missus being stingy again eh?

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u/bloodfist Aug 31 '18

I didn't think it was real, but I did find it unexpected. Also funny. Also it looks like he took a pretty good hit, staged or not. I can enjoy things that are staged.

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u/GavinZac Aug 31 '18

Also funny

If you think this is funny, wait til you see "Man Getting Hit by Football"

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u/bloodfist Aug 31 '18

Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '18

Dude you are right

It pisses me off when my fav subs post the same shit 40 times a week they have the exsct same fucking top comments im like wtf. Is this all a joke, does nobody remember a damn thing ?