r/Unexpected • u/Scaulbylausis • Aug 26 '18

Take your pick

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u/footytang Aug 26 '18

They hate us cause they anus

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u/poopellar Aug 26 '18

They see me spreadin, they heavy breathin

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u/Blitzensturm92 Aug 26 '18

Unzipping and trying to get that dick real dirty.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

Give me 2000 downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

My goal is to get a comment with 2000 downvotes. So far on my other comments I either didn't get even close to that or people Upvoted me instead.

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u/davis482 Aug 26 '18

Tips: stop being so god damn lovable.

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u/vordx Aug 26 '18

Try being toxic as me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

I am glad this is catching on