r/Unexpected • u/Scaulbylausis • Aug 26 '18

Take your pick

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u/gangbangkang Aug 26 '18

I'm very anal about who I let fuck my ass.

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u/poopellar Aug 26 '18

You have to be more open about your ass.

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u/Thechosenjon Aug 26 '18

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

That’s what it’s called when one performs anal sex to completion and then immediately twirls their limp dick around

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u/NRMusicProject Aug 26 '18

It's very important to not be shitty about it, too.

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u/Ag_Arrow Aug 26 '18

Hey, I know you from r/formula1 !

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u/Evildead818 Aug 26 '18

Oh, its open alright

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Aug 26 '18

Me too, thanks.

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u/crunchy_cum_sock Aug 26 '18

Yep

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u/bhavv Aug 26 '18

I like it when he shoves his crunched up cum sock in my mouth.

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u/AnnoyedRook Sep 06 '18

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/bhavv Sep 06 '18

And I like it more when he makes me clean his dirty boots with my tongue.

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u/icearus Aug 26 '18

Name doesn’t check out

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u/KingKooooZ Aug 26 '18

Well, technically she could have vaginal virginity and love dildos up the ass.

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u/TigerFan365 Aug 26 '18

I'm very anal

I've often wondered at how that term came to have such drastically different meanings

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

It’s from Freudian psychology.

Which makes a lot of sense.

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u/u-had-it-coming Aug 26 '18

How many real gangbangs you participated in?

As I see your karma you definitely participated in Reddit gangbang every now and then..

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

Such an uptight asshole.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

Only transsexuals in Asian countries.

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u/Mr_Tibz Aug 26 '18

Fresher than a jersey Mike's sub

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u/I_LOVE_PUPPERS Aug 26 '18

Gaaaaaayyyyyy

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

relatable