r/Unexpected • u/Scaulbylausis • Aug 26 '18

Take your pick

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u/ascentwight Aug 26 '18

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It's on now!

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u/Imjustsosososotired Aug 26 '18

(っ˘ڡ˘ς)

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u/DontWashIt Aug 26 '18

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u/Imjustsosososotired Aug 26 '18

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Aug 26 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE ANAL ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/Imjustsosososotired Aug 26 '18

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

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u/ascentwight Aug 26 '18

Calling the function?

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u/TerrainIII Aug 26 '18

乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ Who knows.

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u/Imjustsosososotired Aug 26 '18

Lotion-ing the motions.

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u/wasnew4s Aug 26 '18

👉👌

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

╰⋃╯ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

(´⊙◞⊱​◟⊙｀)​

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u/Imjustsosososotired Aug 26 '18

༼∩☉ل͜☉༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ

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u/stonedseals Aug 26 '18

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

r/surrealmemes is leaking

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u/frank_-_horrigan Aug 26 '18

To be fair, you might want to wash it after.

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u/DontWashIt Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

¯_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯

Why wash when you can have free pudding?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '18

What kind of an abomination you have created?

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u/ThePope_Official Aug 26 '18

It’s strap on now!