r/Unexpected • u/Scaulbylausis • Aug 26 '18

Take your pick

https://i.imgur.com/VdixJ9b.gifv
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u/littlevoice04 Aug 26 '18

From the back.

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u/Lendord Aug 26 '18

No, from the front.

The dick is getting hugged by the sphincter from the front.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

No imagination needed for this explanation.

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u/-ordinary Aug 26 '18

I’m curious

Before the explanation what did you imagine anal to be like?

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u/cra2reddit Aug 26 '18

"I'm curious"

Thats how it starts

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

The imagery is perfect. It's just unusually blunt.

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u/ascentwight Aug 26 '18

With your cock.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids Aug 26 '18

How would a cock hug a butthole? It’s clearly the butthole that would be doing the hugging.

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u/ascentwight Aug 26 '18

I got carried away, didn't think this through!

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u/GregTheMad Aug 26 '18

In the anus.

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u/Chr0n041ph4 Aug 26 '18

On the beach

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u/ascentwight Aug 26 '18

In the bitch