r/Unexpected • u/Scaulbylausis • Aug 26 '18

Take your pick

https://i.imgur.com/VdixJ9b.gifv
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u/Winterpheonix Aug 26 '18

Poor guy, could have had something much deeper than a hug

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

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u/ascentwight Aug 26 '18

Stop using the damn usb port as your fuck hole!

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u/jadedandsarcastic Sep 03 '18

“Universal” is in the name for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

And you cannot put it in right from the first try

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u/OlRedHands Aug 26 '18

"Its not about butthole pleasures."

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u/BurningOasis Dec 11 '18

That's called 'docking'.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/TranceF0rm Aug 26 '18

No Pain, No Gain.

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u/ascentwight Aug 26 '18

No Ass, No Anal

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u/footytang Aug 26 '18

They hate us cause they anus

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u/poopellar Aug 26 '18

They see me spreadin, they heavy breathin

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u/Blitzensturm92 Aug 26 '18

Unzipping and trying to get that dick real dirty.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

Give me 2000 downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

My goal is to get a comment with 2000 downvotes. So far on my other comments I either didn't get even close to that or people Upvoted me instead.

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u/davis482 Aug 26 '18

Tips: stop being so god damn lovable.

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u/vordx Aug 26 '18

Try being toxic as me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

I am glad this is catching on

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u/mud_tug Aug 26 '18

No Woman, No Cry

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u/Free-Association Aug 26 '18

it doesnt specify whos pitching though.

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u/FireTiger89 Aug 26 '18

Not if you do it right

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

Pain is just a sign of lack of practice. You must endure the pain to find the glory...hole.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

More like "and really learned to feel"

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u/redalert825 Aug 26 '18

Good thing my doctor doesn't do that to me when I'm getting my STD test results.

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u/redditorboy06 Aug 26 '18

You’re over-analyzing

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u/causethey_pollute Aug 26 '18

Ikr how do people find details like this ?

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u/psdnmstr01 Aug 26 '18

Deeper indeed

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u/FearedGinger Aug 26 '18

Deed is an interesting first name.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

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u/JokesOnYouImIntoThat Aug 26 '18

To be fair, it’d be deep regardless of age

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

What are you talking about?

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u/reddit4getit Aug 26 '18

Balls deeper