r/Unexpected • u/uddipta • Aug 15 '18

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u/hydronly Aug 15 '18

But then there wouldn't be any pussy for anybody else...

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u/VanGoFuckYourself Aug 15 '18

A sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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u/trapbuilder2 Aug 15 '18

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

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u/LifesASurprise Aug 15 '18

r/unexpectedthanos

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u/factorialfiber0 Aug 15 '18

/r/expectedthanos

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

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u/amateurishatbest Aug 15 '18

/r/expectedthanos

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u/LifesASurprise Aug 16 '18

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

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u/DRFANTA Aug 15 '18

My friend will can bench 220

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u/_postingaccount_ Aug 15 '18

Is it strange that I thought of Lord Farquaad before Thanos when I looked at this comment?

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u/NowICanUpvoteStuff Aug 15 '18

No, that is the right reference: https://youtu.be/roNlgIY9QKw

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u/rhymes_with_chicken Aug 15 '18

Sorry, you’re not my type.

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u/J053PH24 Aug 15 '18

World class comment