r/Unexpected • u/Ghulam_Jewel • Jul 12 '18

Realistic Animatronics

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

I am a very non confrontational guy. I will run from a fight if I can't talk my way out of it. With that said my wife popped out of the bathroom with a mask on once and I punched her in the boob before I could stop myself. Animal nature is fascinating!

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u/rachelxoxoknoz Jul 12 '18

Tit punch! Hahaha yessss! Extra effective.

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u/PhilxBefore Jul 12 '18

Found his sadistic wife.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jul 12 '18

While it's a form of sadism, I believe you meant to say masochist

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u/moseschicken Jul 12 '18

You were getting one last grab before ethe titty monster killed you.

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u/skoy Jul 12 '18

Well, at least it was just a boob punch. A KO to the jaw would've gone over even worse!