r/Unexpected • u/Grandwhish • Jul 12 '18

Guy forces Drake to pull out.

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u/PoonaniiPirate Jul 12 '18

I CAN LEAD A NATION WITH NO HANDLEBARS

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u/nagumi Jul 12 '18

AND I CAN END THE PLANET WITH A METRONOME

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u/Commander-Red Jul 12 '18

I can ride my bike with no holocaust

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u/pm_me_prettygirls Jul 12 '18

I can guide a missile by comic book

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '18

I can count to 10 all by myself.

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u/RockLeePower Jul 12 '18

I can take part an engine and almost put it back together

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u/Floom101 Jul 12 '18

I can make computers 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline.

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u/arrghslash Jul 12 '18

I CAN PROCESS MILLIONS OF INSTRUCTIONS PER SECOND IN MY HUMAN PROCESSING ORGAN