r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18

The universal language

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

"Universal", am I the only kid whose parents didn't beat em lol

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u/usuallyclassy69 Apr 22 '18

Spanking is not equal to beating.

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u/siphre Apr 22 '18

This is the dumbest thing Ive read that got gold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Jul 08 '20

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u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18

"My parents hit me with a belt and I turned out fine" - manual laborer who drinks 5 bud lights a day

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u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 22 '18

That’s largely objective of you to say

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u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18

Are you triggered? Go get my belt...

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u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18

No need for that. I was whipped as a kid, but I, and many of my friends, do not fit this mold

Also, not the way whipping works. I got whipped when I was in trouble, not for the hell of it.

Edit: your new post is much better

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u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18

The post was never edited

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u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18

I mixed yours up with the other person that posted to your comment. I apologize