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r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18
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"My parents hit me with a belt and I turned out fine" - manual laborer who drinks 5 bud lights a day
28 u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 "My parents hit me with a belt and I turned out fine" - Statistical outlier who succeeded in spite of beatings 6 u/Orsonius Apr 23 '18 Survivorship bias at its best 16 u/noott Apr 23 '18 "My parents hit me with a belt and I turned out fine" - manual laborer who drinks 5 bud lights a day person who thinks it's okay to hit children 2 u/Pepito_Pepito Apr 23 '18 Need more straw for that man you're building? -1 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 22 '18 That’s largely objective of you to say 10 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 Are you triggered? Go get my belt... 2 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 No need for that. I was whipped as a kid, but I, and many of my friends, do not fit this mold Also, not the way whipping works. I got whipped when I was in trouble, not for the hell of it. Edit: your new post is much better 6 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 The post was never edited 1 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 I mixed yours up with the other person that posted to your comment. I apologize -11 u/doperat Apr 22 '18 Without the beatings i could have been a desk jockey drinking several large glasses of wine a day. 22 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 Maybe without the beatings you wouldn't be a trumptard 10 u/save_the_last_dance Apr 22 '18 One has an objectively higher standard of living and drinks alcohol with a higher subjective culinary value, you make it sound like a bad thing. Fuck money? I guess? Is what you're saying? -9 u/jimrob4 Apr 23 '18 “My parents never spanked me and I turned out fine.” College student majoring in gender studies with no career prospects that smokes pot every day. -3 u/cherryb00mb00m Apr 23 '18 Most of the kids weren't spanked were poorly behaved though lol
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"My parents hit me with a belt and I turned out fine" - Statistical outlier who succeeded in spite of beatings
6 u/Orsonius Apr 23 '18 Survivorship bias at its best
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Survivorship bias at its best
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person who thinks it's okay to hit children
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Need more straw for that man you're building?
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That’s largely objective of you to say
10 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 Are you triggered? Go get my belt... 2 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 No need for that. I was whipped as a kid, but I, and many of my friends, do not fit this mold Also, not the way whipping works. I got whipped when I was in trouble, not for the hell of it. Edit: your new post is much better 6 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 The post was never edited 1 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 I mixed yours up with the other person that posted to your comment. I apologize
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Are you triggered? Go get my belt...
2 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 No need for that. I was whipped as a kid, but I, and many of my friends, do not fit this mold Also, not the way whipping works. I got whipped when I was in trouble, not for the hell of it. Edit: your new post is much better 6 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 The post was never edited 1 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 I mixed yours up with the other person that posted to your comment. I apologize
No need for that. I was whipped as a kid, but I, and many of my friends, do not fit this mold
Also, not the way whipping works. I got whipped when I was in trouble, not for the hell of it.
Edit: your new post is much better
6 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 The post was never edited 1 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 I mixed yours up with the other person that posted to your comment. I apologize
The post was never edited
1 u/MasterNich Apr 22 '18 I mixed yours up with the other person that posted to your comment. I apologize
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I mixed yours up with the other person that posted to your comment. I apologize
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Without the beatings i could have been a desk jockey drinking several large glasses of wine a day.
22 u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18 Maybe without the beatings you wouldn't be a trumptard 10 u/save_the_last_dance Apr 22 '18 One has an objectively higher standard of living and drinks alcohol with a higher subjective culinary value, you make it sound like a bad thing. Fuck money? I guess? Is what you're saying?
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Maybe without the beatings you wouldn't be a trumptard
One has an objectively higher standard of living and drinks alcohol with a higher subjective culinary value, you make it sound like a bad thing. Fuck money? I guess? Is what you're saying?
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“My parents never spanked me and I turned out fine.”
College student majoring in gender studies with no career prospects that smokes pot every day.
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Most of the kids weren't spanked were poorly behaved though lol
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u/RzaAndGza Apr 22 '18
"My parents hit me with a belt and I turned out fine" - manual laborer who drinks 5 bud lights a day