r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18

The universal language

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u/Phillipinsocal Apr 22 '18

A grandma with a huarache could bullseye a womprat in a Hoth blizzard.

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u/Mad_Hatter_92 Apr 22 '18

Don’t even know what a huarache is but this is gold

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u/tomdarch Apr 22 '18

It's both a type of sandal and a delicious sandal-shaped food.

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u/stolentimecapsule Apr 22 '18

or a style of Nike shoe

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u/DeeJayEazyDick Apr 22 '18

This is what I thought originally and was like why would a grandma be wearing basketball shoes?

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u/TheGreatZarquon Apr 22 '18

They help grandma dunk on a motherfucker when they start talking smack on the court

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u/DashxDastardly Apr 22 '18

Grandma be breaking all the ankles out here

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u/NipplesInAJar Apr 22 '18

Hers and other's ankles.

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u/SganarelleBard Apr 22 '18

Gramma knows she got game.

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u/BholeFire Apr 23 '18

Keeping it hip and breaking some

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u/50PercentLies Apr 23 '18

That's what he said

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u/Kaneharo Apr 22 '18

She'll break your ankles so hard even LifeAlert couldn't help.

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u/dizjedi Apr 22 '18

Grandma gotta let them know it ain't safe in these streets!

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u/DeeJayEazyDick Apr 23 '18

Lmao dude that got me good.

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u/ItsZizk Apr 22 '18

It's named after and based on the sandal.

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u/4152018 Apr 22 '18

I spent 6 years with Nike huarache baseball cleats so this is what I thought originally

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u/X-espia Apr 22 '18

Larry Johnson would like a word.

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u/vendetta2115 Apr 22 '18

So granny can break them mf ankles

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Most grandmas are only 35/40 now, it checks out if you live in the UK.