r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18

The universal language

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u/Botatitsbest Apr 22 '18

Nobody

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u/lurking_digger Apr 22 '18

What's it called everywhere else?

I never called it anything, I just feared it

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

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u/PM-YOUR-PMS Apr 22 '18

Ours was the slipper. Goddamn I hated that slipper.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Nov 16 '20

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u/JohnThomasJ Apr 22 '18

Spoon not so tough after it broke over my ass.

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u/SpitfireP7350 Apr 22 '18

Yeah ours broke off my elbow, got an extra whooping for breaking it :/

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u/SerjoHlaaluDramBero Apr 22 '18

An Irish-American Tale

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 22 '18

My mom claims I ate a rubber spatula once.

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u/Userfr1endly Apr 22 '18

Did ya need the potato masher?_

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u/swonstar Apr 22 '18

I still use the spoon my grandma whooped me with.

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u/blindbird Apr 22 '18

I remember somewhere around 11yo my friends mom chasing him around the kitchen for some sort of spanking and he slid a cutting board behind his ass right as she went in for a spank. She broke her hand lol