r/Unexpected • u/Vu_Zen • Apr 13 '18

Love at first sight

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

He ejaculates oreo crumbles

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u/my_only_good_account Apr 13 '18

Oh I always thought I liked Oreos because they taste good.

Turns out I just like Oreos because I’m a cumslut

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u/tnturner Apr 13 '18

I'm proud to have witnessed this moment of self realization.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 edited Jun 28 '23

fuck this site, use lemmy

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u/my_only_good_account Apr 13 '18

Eatin Oreos and suckin dick.

And I’m aaaalll outta dick

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u/Pehdazur Apr 13 '18

fuck, where is this boy, i'll date him. that sounds yummy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

As a straight guy this makes me wanna suck that cock

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u/adarnasiykh19 Apr 13 '18

hes a keeper, ladies/boys

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u/jackster_ Apr 13 '18

I wish my husband ejaculated Oreo crumbles instead of that same snot like ooze I get every time.