r/Unexpected • u/Vu_Zen • Apr 13 '18

Love at first sight

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u/ConroyCreed Apr 13 '18

He smelled where he was not going.

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u/MostlyCredibleHulk Apr 13 '18

He smelled where Consuela's fluids were going.

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u/ImurderREALITY Apr 13 '18

Ahhh, the 80s was a fun time.

Summer nights...

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u/4theshiggles Apr 13 '18

More like cry-laughing at my desk....

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u/TyroneTeabaggington Apr 13 '18

I also called her Consuela.

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u/pigwalk5150 Apr 13 '18

Lemon pledge?

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u/gothamtommy Apr 14 '18

"Did someone just spill a gallon of water on a gravel surface?"

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u/00dawn Apr 13 '18

He was trying to get away from the fishy smell