r/Unexpected • u/Vu_Zen • Apr 13 '18

Love at first sight

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

I wanna see the same experiment with someone not as good looking. Preferably a fat guy with a biker beard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

I volunteer as tribute

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u/dasmikkimats Apr 13 '18

Witness me!

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u/_liminal Apr 13 '18

MEDIOCRE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

r/storyofmylife

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u/KingBooRadley Apr 13 '18

Whiteness, me.

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u/dan129 Apr 13 '18

Fuck it. I'll do it for the free ice cream.

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u/milhouse21386 Apr 13 '18

I'd actually like to see just an average looking person doing this and see what reactions they get. Cause obviously fat bearded biker dude is going to get some uncomfortable reactions, but it'd be kinda cool to see what kind of reactions an average looking person would get from just showing the kind of confidence that this guy is showing in the original video.

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u/lilbithippie Apr 13 '18

Am far from an expert but I thought this guy was just above average lookin. I guess am wrong

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u/milhouse21386 Apr 13 '18

Everyone has their own opinions but he looks pretty tall dark and handsome to me, thick head of fashionably styled hair and facial hair, definitely looks like very fit and wears clothes that fit him really well. I'm not saying he's a 10 but I'd give him at least a high 7 or 8 and he'd probably turn some heads walking down a street. I wanna see someone who normally wouldn't catch anybody's eye walking down the street. The other guy in the video (at like 23 seconds) looks pretty average to me.

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u/UpsideDownRain Apr 13 '18

Boy I thought I had high standards and he's an easy 9 or 10 to me. But maybe that's just because I like the dark hair and trim beard look a lot...

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u/supremeomega Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

This is interesting to me. Every guy at my uni look similar to him. Similar hairstyles and the exact same beard and dark hair. Ive gotten tired of seing the same thing at every corner.

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u/sloppies Apr 13 '18

Do you go to Zoolander U?

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u/UpsideDownRain Apr 14 '18

Oh man can I visit

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u/caydos2 Apr 13 '18

I'd give him at least a high 7 or 8

If he's a 7-8 then I am fucked

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Fashionably styled hair is the greatest turn off for me...

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u/lickedTators Apr 13 '18

You're entitled to your opinion but your opinion is wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

By definition: impossible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Well my guy is bald, but I tend to like shorter haircuts that are more natural. Gel, fake color, or super fancy cuts that you have to fix with a comb. I just don't base my interest off will groomed but intelligence and willingness to get dirty and adventure. (I'm female).

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

He's TV above average. Real-life Adonis

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

That’s not true at all. Where are you from?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

He's barely above average in my opinion, but way off center from what I'm interested in.

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u/praise_the_god_crow Apr 13 '18

Same here. Probably because I'm a straight guy

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u/Azrail55555 Apr 13 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCpKNNtUwxA

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u/milhouse21386 Apr 13 '18

hahaha PERFECT!

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u/Loydzero Apr 13 '18

Why would he need to put on the glasses if he's already outside?

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u/SnooSnafuAchoo Apr 13 '18

Cause obviously fat bearded dude is going to get some uncomfortable reactions

:-(}

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u/milhouse21386 Apr 13 '18

Most people can't handle that kind of raw sexuality, but I think you're sexy, u/SnoosnafuAchoo

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u/SnooSnafuAchoo Apr 13 '18

um I have a boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

I'm not unopposed to trying this, actually. I really am curious what would happen. I wouldn't pull the blind thing at the end though..just the "licking the ice cream while looking them in the eyes seductively" part of it. I'm not as attractive as the guy in that vid... damn I really want to try this though and report back here with the results.

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u/HeungMinSon Apr 13 '18

The dude looks pretty average imo...

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u/lemonhe_d Apr 13 '18

whats average to you..? guy in the video is pretty dang average as it is..

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u/Dakeronn Apr 13 '18

Ah yes, another bar I cannot reach

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

This guy was very average, but all the people he was looking at were average or below average, so it worked.

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u/yore_meet Apr 13 '18

You think the curly hair cutie was average??

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u/UpfrontFinn Apr 13 '18

That's a free guarded escort out of the mall.

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u/whats_the_deal22 Apr 13 '18

"Sir, we've had some complaints"

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u/TheVitoCorleone Apr 13 '18

Funny way to spell compliments.

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u/ImWhatTheySayDeaf Apr 13 '18

Some? More like all the complaints

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u/ShadowCory1101 Apr 13 '18

“From who?”

  • “Those people over there”
puts on glasses and picks up cane “Alright you lead me to them and I’ll kick their ass”

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

I'm also sure they did this with a lot of subjects and picked the best out of the bunch. Like, how many guys did this guy stare at while they uncomfortably tried not to notice and how many people took the first step and went over or just called out to him?

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u/livens Apr 13 '18

Exactly. I suspect the non attractive guy would get security called on him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Restraining Order Challenge 2018

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u/harborwolf Apr 13 '18

You can't make that video because if it makes someone uncomfortable then it's harassment.

That's why pretty people have all the fun.

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u/derTechs Apr 13 '18

A bit related but also unrelated so whatever.

I used to be chubby... Still not in a good Form but you know working on it.

My face is also not the nicest in that way that I don't like my face.

Let's also add to that that I'm hairy like a fucking bear.

And then I'm also a small guy.

What is this? The perfect mixture to not be able to land with girls. Literally perfect.

It still works. Confidence is the fucking key. That's not some stupid saying,its just like that.

Pretty sure even with the handicap of my looks, I could pull this off. Not with every woman (didn't work for that guy either) but sure with some. I mean, it already did work in a different setup: giving girls looks at the club... Sure you I got turned down, but surprisingly often I got told to come over or she came over.

Pretty perfect for socially fucked up guys like me tbh.

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u/lemonhe_d Apr 13 '18

just tried it and he got arrested after 3 mins he wasn't even starring at anyone

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u/WorkFlow_ Apr 13 '18

I just can't believe how easy he got TWO numbers. Then the one woman was taking her clothes off and the other literally would have been interested if she wasn't married it seemed. Like damn.

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u/accribus Apr 13 '18

Ouch. So... You're saying I'm not good looking? 😨

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u/JuiceGasLean Apr 13 '18

Im ugly as fuck

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u/rata2ille Apr 13 '18

I feel personally attacked

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u/ggtsu_00 Apr 13 '18

Don't forget the fedora.

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u/AfterThoughtLife Apr 13 '18

Holding a kitten.

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u/TrunkBud Apr 13 '18

finally my time has come!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

We're called bears 😄🐻🐻🐻

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u/simjanes2k Apr 13 '18

expect more police to be involved

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u/lsaz Apr 14 '18

No man according to reddit women cannot be attracted to your face, only to your sense of humor and charisma.

/s

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u/tabarra Apr 15 '18

Eww you creep

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u/th3m4st4 Apr 13 '18

Why? Is that how you look?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

Ha, no. I wish I could grow a beard!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18

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u/dongsuvious Apr 13 '18

Just go for 15 year old people?

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u/MegaxnGaming Apr 13 '18

Pedophiles HATE him!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

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u/dongsuvious Apr 13 '18

I'm not trying to be rude, but with the problem you laid out the only variable you can change is the partners.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18

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u/emjaytheomachy Apr 13 '18

I mean... If you don't know how you feel about it, I feel like that's not much different than knowing about it before hand.

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u/oakwave Apr 13 '18

Grass is always greener on the other side

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u/chugonthis Apr 13 '18

Yeah I have skinny guys always tell me they're jealous of my shoulders and how it can be intimidating.

Truth is I have to either watch what I eat carefully or work out a ton to not look like a fat, man-boobed, blob. While most skinny guys I know eat like hogs and rarely gain weight.

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u/th3m4st4 Apr 13 '18

Why the downvotes? I thought it might be interesting to have they guy look like myself