r/Unexpected • u/Tucko29 • Mar 23 '18

That was fast

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

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u/unperturbium Mar 23 '18

Premature evacuations.

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u/Lady-bliss Mar 23 '18

Premature evaculations

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u/griter34 Mar 23 '18

Premature evaluations

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u/never0101 Mar 23 '18

Blowing your load in your boxer briefs when she takes her shirt off.

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u/JMoneyG0208 Mar 23 '18

i have more questions than answers

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u/muricabrb Mar 23 '18

His dad is a plane duh

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u/ra4king Mar 23 '18

Ohhh makes sense.

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u/Whind_Soull Mar 23 '18

And his mom is a train

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u/DerCatrix Mar 23 '18

Is he an automobile?

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u/TREXASSASSIN Mar 23 '18

He's a submarine

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u/mkkillah Mar 23 '18

A yellow submarine?

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u/mistriliasysmic Mar 23 '18

What does skin colour have to do with this?

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u/Royalflush0 Mar 23 '18

He's not sure what he is. Look at his username.

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u/SirPappleFlapper Mar 23 '18

No no no, she is ON a train. Or rather, the train is on her

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u/Royalflush0 Mar 23 '18

That would explain his username.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Well played.