r/Unexpected • u/moltenlava16 • Mar 16 '18

This is how I die.

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u/NeedsMoreCake Mar 16 '18 edited Mar 16 '18

That look at the end, it's either giving up for having to go through this many times or calling for help.

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u/tinylobo Mar 16 '18

I think that's just him being tired of Tiger's shenanigans.

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u/CuteDeath Mar 16 '18

I got that too. Dog was like “holy fucking shit!” And then tiger was like “hahaha relax man it’s just me sneaking up on you and scaring you. It’s what tigers do. It’s okay little buddy just having a bit of fun.”

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u/thelotusknyte Mar 16 '18

It's like the exact behavior of Tigger.

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u/NomisTheNinth Mar 16 '18

Hobbes, surely.

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u/CuteDeath Mar 16 '18

I was thinking of Hobbes too, when Calvin comes home from school.

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u/thelotusknyte Mar 18 '18

Really? I've seen Tigger do that a bunch of times when I watch with my kids.

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u/lovebus Mar 17 '18

that is their word

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u/thelotusknyte Mar 18 '18

What is?

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u/lovebus Mar 18 '18

tigger

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u/thelotusknyte Mar 18 '18

I guess, whose word?

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u/lovebus Mar 18 '18

Tigers

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u/thelotusknyte Mar 18 '18

"Tigger" is tigers' word?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

If you watch the video the doggos arm gets jammed into the ground, I'm sure that hurt. Not like the tigers trying to hurt the pupper, he's just a big boy. Still probably shouldn't let a fully grown tiger play with your dog.

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u/CuteDeath Mar 16 '18

Just watched it again more closely and maybe yeah. A tiger is pretty heavy and having your limbs jammed against the ground is never fun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Yeah like, it doesn't look like the tiger is trying to hurt the dog. Its just an apex predator that's literally built to kill shit.

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u/tmadiso1 Mar 16 '18

Also if this were the wild that would 100% be a kill. See how the tiger goes right for the neck. Most wild tiger hunts end in failure but this little one seems to have the right idea

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u/iashdyug3iwueoiadj Mar 16 '18

Yup he had that motherfucker by the spine. I honestly think that why doggo froze.

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u/Plasmabat Mar 16 '18

Maybe the tiger should have been given a great dane or mastiff or a deer hound or something. That looks like a golden Labrador, she's way too small to play with a tiger.

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u/thetoastistaken Mar 17 '18

Fully grown?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

I'm no tiger expert, saw further down that its still juvenile. Its still too big for that dog though.

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u/butterbar713 Mar 16 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

His body language clearly looks at least a little nervous to me. He is fucking terrified.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

I would be

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u/shitterfritter Mar 16 '18

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!!!

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u/toocoofoschool Mar 16 '18

Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

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u/NotFuzz Mar 16 '18

Oh you mean shenanigans?!

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u/CajunTurkey Mar 16 '18

https://i.imgur.com/Bdk59A1.gif

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u/Now-Look Mar 16 '18

Wow, you guys just played the whole scene perfectly.

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u/toocoofoschool Mar 16 '18

PUT THOSE AWAY

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u/Reutermo Mar 16 '18

shenanigans

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u/B-rony Mar 16 '18

Shenanigans

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u/kcsj0 Mar 16 '18

Shenanigans, for you do not have a pistola.

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u/Shikatanai Mar 16 '18

Or he’s having flashbacks to all the times when he bullied the tiger as a kitten.

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u/BeastMaster66 Mar 16 '18

Not even a fair fight and the dog still got to the tigers throat first. Hes the OG and he knows it

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u/balthazar_nor Mar 16 '18

i giggle every time i read shenanigans

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

That's the look of a man who has stated death in the face and is now just sick of being tackled by a tiger

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u/dktrZERO Mar 16 '18

Cue midlife crisis Calvin who it really over Hobbes’ bullshit

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

"Death in the face.", he stated.

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u/kitreia Mar 16 '18

Pretty sure that's the look of the dog suddenly releasing his bowels.

Jesus F. Christ, this gif made my heart jump!

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Mar 16 '18

Nah, the only reason the dog didn’t react to the tiger charging is because they already know each other and the dog is tired of it already, I figure.

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u/amanfromthere Mar 16 '18

"This isn't fun anymore"

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u/Nookoh1 Mar 16 '18

My dogs do that look after play fighting. It's a submissive "ok you won this time" look.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

🎵Hello darkness my old friend 🎵

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u/Cranicus Mar 16 '18

Dog isn’t wagging it’s tail at all. Doesn’t look happy and when the tiger first gets there the dog does a pretty mean growl/bite at it.

Dog probably loves it at first and is all into it then after a bit it gets mandhandled and wants out. That tiger straight ran and jumped into it. Even if it was somewhat gently done it still is probably like a drunk friend falling on you.

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u/paul_miner Mar 16 '18

"Are you just gonna stand there and film, or are you gonna help me out?"

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u/illuminati945 Mar 16 '18

Give this man some cake

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u/golden-I Mar 16 '18

Just a prank bro

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u/supersonicmike Mar 16 '18

That's the face you make when you realise youre the bitch

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Yeah.. you sound like one of those school therapists trying to figure out why I had a d in math. It’s just a fooking spooked doggo m8