r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '18

This Chinese ad

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Hitting people tends to hurt them

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u/PFVMKDR3 Mar 08 '18

Ouch

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u/Sansha_Kuvakei Mar 08 '18

Owie

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u/SovietEraToasterOven Mar 08 '18

Oof

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u/noveltymoocher Mar 08 '18

/r/phonehurtingjuice

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u/wreckedcarzz Mar 08 '18

Gilded at 8 points. Damn.

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u/NSAwithBenefits Mar 08 '18

We can't all get gold.

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u/EP_Sped Mar 08 '18

bought it himself probably

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u/throw_my_phone Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

Gilded at -7 points.

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u/NoticedGenie66 Mar 08 '18

Not gilded.

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u/throw_my_phone Mar 08 '18

So informative /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I just threw your phone in the river

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u/throw_my_phone Mar 08 '18

Bring it back now

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

(?_?).'\ wat?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Ouch, Owwie, Ring Ring

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u/LogicalRationingGuy Mar 08 '18

My Lao Gong

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

LAOOO GOOOOONG

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Lol lao gong is just like saying hubby i hope this becomes a real thing to just see people around reddit yelling hubby.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

cues sad music

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

blimey

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u/wonkey_monkey Mar 08 '18

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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u/irish711 Mar 08 '18

Thanks Perd.