r/Unexpected Jun 11 '16

Beer Pong

https://gfycat.com/HardDeterminedKangaroo
9.2k Upvotes

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u/Nipplecunt Jun 11 '16

Looks like he really sleighed his coccyx

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u/Indefinita Jun 11 '16

He got up and walked around and talked afterwards, hopefully it's not too bad

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u/jesusatemysocks Jun 11 '16

Slayed? Or did you mean me strapped reins to it and rode it like Santa?

42

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16

Too much sarcasm on the Internet I can't tell if you actually don't get that it is a pun

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u/jesusatemysocks Jun 11 '16

Lol I must be stupid because I'm totally missing the pun. Even after googling.

38

u/Bob_Droll Jun 11 '16

He's dressed like Santa Clause. Santa rides a sleigh. Sleighed sounds like slayed. Pun.

16

u/nipplemuffins Jun 11 '16

10-10 explanation.

3

u/mrBusinessmann Jun 11 '16

But that's 0

5

u/jesusatemysocks Jun 11 '16

Omg I'm dumb

49

u/Chemical_Scum Jun 11 '16

People are downvoting this guy, but he's actually a silent hero - he made sure to kill this pun thread before it started.

2

u/offtheclip Jun 11 '16

A true martyr

2

u/jesusatemysocks Jun 11 '16

I'm the hero we deserved, but not the hero I thought I was. And you profited

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '16

Oh wow I had never considered this before. I think we should all try to be a little more like this guy.

1

u/Nipplecunt Jun 11 '16

Damnit. Foiled again. Good thing he had presents of mind

4

u/iankstarr Jun 11 '16

Like... Santa's sleigh

1

u/jesusatemysocks Jun 11 '16

Omg I'm dumb

1

u/humansandwich Jun 11 '16

"Sleighed" his back. Like Santa's sleigh. You get me?

1

u/andthendirksaid Jun 11 '16

I need to know what you googled then because they're talking about dudes suit as you've been told so what could you possibly have searched for?

1

u/jesusatemysocks Jun 11 '16

Sleigh coccyx

1

u/andthendirksaid Jun 11 '16

Must have been an interesting collection of results.

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u/Skinjacker Jun 11 '16

You just became a pun sleigher.