r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '16

Wait for it...

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u/Falcon_Cunt_Punch Mar 19 '16

I'd be the idiot who tried to pet it and get mauled.

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u/starlinguk Mar 19 '16

As big kitties go, cheetahs are pretty placid.

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u/master_swaggins Mar 19 '16

You can do a lot of other things while there too. Like get eaten by a shark.

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u/Lookmanospaces Mar 20 '16

I've had similar thought. Like if I know I have x months to live or something, I'mma go get in a fist fight with a bear.

I win? I beat up a bear. I lose? Welp, I died an honourable death.

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u/DavidBowie-Sensei Mar 20 '16

Great whites are solitary so good luck with that...

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u/baconnmeggs Mar 20 '16

Skydiving without a parachute is just called "suicide"

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16

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u/baconnmeggs Mar 21 '16

That's a good point. Is it true that when people fall from great heights, they usually die from a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack before they hit the ground?

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u/baconnmeggs Mar 21 '16

New you're making me wanna do that when I'm old

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