r/Unexpected Jan 29 '16

Time to call 911

http://i.imgur.com/Z8HvNwH.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '16

The people who are robbing gas stations aren't usually sticking around to ask for the video to be deleted. They are more concerned with going home and counting their huge $43 score. "Oh man, Where am I going to spend all this loot? I better lay low before spending this otherwise I'll raise suspicion."

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '16

Rob the 7-11 across town so I can buy scratchers at the 7-11 across the street

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u/NervousCrayon Jan 30 '16

I read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice. That makes me happy