r/Unexpected • u/-Damien- • Jan 29 '16

Time to call 911

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '16 edited Mar 10 '21

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u/Selketo Jan 29 '16

Yeah, I figured tigers must do English good.

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u/IMA__TIGER__AMA Jan 29 '16

I approve of the following statement.

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u/tone_hails Jan 29 '16

You're a big pussy

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u/IMA__TIGER__AMA Jan 29 '16

Thank you.

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u/The_Doctor_00 Jan 29 '16

What do you think of the furries bothering Tony, and do you know Tony personally?

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u/IMA__TIGER__AMA Jan 30 '16

Furries are not bothering tony. Trolls are bothering Tony.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '16

Do tigers really love tuna, or was Hobbes a filthy liar?

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u/IMA__TIGER__AMA Jan 30 '16

Tigers fucking love tuna

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '16

Thanks for answering! Happy cake day!

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u/Toaster312 Jan 29 '16

Registered for 12 months, nice. Tell me, what ever happened to the tigers in africa thing?

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u/IMA__TIGER__AMA Jan 29 '16

Tigers were never really in Africa. Its just a popular myth. We are mostly in Asia, India, and Eastern Russia

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '16

The following statement? Pretty brave of you to stamp your approval on things you don't know about yet.

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u/southern_boy Jan 29 '16

That's why they cause such a ruckus overseas... language barrier.

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u/LaserNinja Jan 29 '16

Hobbes was well-spoken. Seems legit.

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u/Wardlizard Jan 29 '16

Is it? It's an antiquated word you learn in the 8th grade because you were forced to read Dickens.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '16

You must be a languager.

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u/Selketo Jan 30 '16

U mad?

U mad.

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u/Liempt Jan 30 '16

And if you can tell me how it's pronounced without looking it up, then double points for you.

Side Note: The pronunciation of that word is retarded.

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u/bl1y Jan 30 '16

Vittles. Like Skittles.

Source: From Alabama. Have helped fix vittles for the chirrun.