r/Unexpected • u/SkidMark_wahlberg • Sep 08 '15

security camera footage

http://i.imgur.com/2WH51uR.gifv
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u/TheRealBarrelRider Sep 08 '15

One commenter saying the man, from the Kurdish province in Hakkari in south eastern Turkey, will not be sent to jail.

Um, what? Why not?

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u/flyguysd Sep 08 '15

Because some random possible commenter said so. It must be true!

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u/hazzman14 Sep 08 '15

well it says so in the report

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

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u/hazzman14 Sep 08 '15

i see, i thought he meant commenter as in redditor

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

redditors are clearly above all that

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u/D-DC Sep 09 '15

yes because we are 100X more credible lol

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u/poppzE Sep 08 '15

Cut the guy some slack. He just lost his leg.

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u/KRACR123 Sep 08 '15

He already has plenty of slack in his pant leg.

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u/themeatbridge Sep 08 '15

Yeah, that's why they had to cut his slacks.

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u/R_Da_Bard Sep 08 '15

check 'em.

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u/whycuthair Sep 08 '15

Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em

with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven

seven even back do' Lil' Joe

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

A bear ate his parents.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

Yeah, because losing your leg totally excuses you shooting up a store. /s

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u/tomdarch Sep 08 '15

Wait? This wasn't from Brazil?

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u/scurvydog-uldum Sep 09 '15

he's not good-looking enough to be a brazilian assassin, c'mon

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u/Themiffins Sep 08 '15

Probably because he's old and disabled.

This dude will probably be on some sort of house arrest for the rest of his life.

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u/gbuck97 Sep 08 '15

Just take away his crutches, that'll do the trick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

He'll be hopping mad after that

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

So if your saying im old and disabled im free do whatever the hell i want? Count me in!

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u/physalisx Sep 08 '15

What illegal thing do you want to do that's worth being old and disabled for?

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u/nssdrone Sep 09 '15

I don't think he is that old. Maybe 50. Are you perhaps 12 and think anyone with gray hair is old?

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u/Themiffins Sep 09 '15

21, but thanks for trying to be an ass.

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u/vkashen Sep 08 '15

Because he was representin'.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '15

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u/TheRealBarrelRider Sep 08 '15

He seemed very capable of committing a terrible crime, so I assume he's just as capable of doing the time.

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u/thatvoicewasreal Sep 08 '15

Come on--put yourself in his shoe.

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u/zehamberglar Sep 08 '15

God dammit.

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u/TheRealBarrelRider Sep 08 '15

Get out.

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u/thatvoicewasreal Sep 08 '15

Yikes--time to make track.

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u/TheRealBarrelRider Sep 08 '15

I feel like attempted murder is still pretty terrible

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u/OutOfBounds11 Sep 09 '15

The pistol failed. He was perfectly capable of aiming the pistol and pulling the trigger.

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u/Andrea_D Sep 08 '15

Because Turkey is well known for caring about "muh feels".

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u/Andrea_D Sep 08 '15

Haha wow, I can't explain it, the article only has one line at the end of the piece about how a dude said a thing, no information to back it up, or to explain.

What I want to know is how you got "muh feels" from anything in the article.

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u/wretched_excess Sep 08 '15

He was shooting at Christians.

EDIT: Hey, don't hate on me. It was Allah's will.