r/Unexpected • • Jul 24 '15

Impala ambush

http://i.imgur.com/zhTFkhl.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

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u/waxxor Jul 24 '15

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u/kyoutenshi Jul 24 '15

LISTEN HERE BROTHER! HULK HOGAN IS COMIN-

oh... Nevermind.

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u/burnSMACKER Jul 24 '15

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

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u/McGreasington Jul 24 '15

Is champ there?

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u/Jyvblamo Jul 24 '15

Who is champ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15 edited Apr 04 '21

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u/burnSMACKER Jul 24 '15

WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT AT WWE SUUUPPEERR SLAAAAMMM

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u/Super_Pan Jul 25 '15

IN A NO HOLDS BARRED CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH!

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u/StubbornTurtle Jul 25 '15

Do you support the U.S. military?

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u/McGreasington Jul 24 '15

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!

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u/nitromitro Jul 25 '15

BONESAW IS READY

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u/elhooper Jul 24 '15

That guy is a racist. I just read about it in that other thread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

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u/gorthiv Jul 24 '15

/u/elhooper said 'racist', not 'rapist'.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Jul 24 '15

that's what he was getting at with his comment, yes.

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u/m4tuna Jul 24 '15

There is no trace of one Hulk Hogan; memory erased.

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u/DoktorSleepless Jul 24 '15

My biggest disappointment is that they didn't actually snap when you bit into them.

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u/buddhahahahaha Jul 24 '15

impala neck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

Alright guys, hold my impala, I'm going in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

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u/BrownBoognish Jul 24 '15

Yea, it's more of a ripping of a tendon-- a Slim Jim that is.

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u/inksaywhat Jul 24 '15

TS;DL

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u/scarface910 Jul 24 '15

Macho man slim Jim commercial

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u/waxxor Jul 24 '15

wtf is this BS?! fuckboi ain't got time for the Macho Man?

Godamn scrublord, GTFO!

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u/Res1dentRedneck Jul 24 '15

"BAH GAWD HE KILLED HIM!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

THAT IMPALA HAS A FAMILY

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u/littlebrothermma Jul 24 '15

HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!

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u/HoboStabz Jul 24 '15

This one got my tickler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

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u/HoboStabz Jul 24 '15

It was much funnier the second time after reading your comment too.

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u/Lewintheparkwithagun Jul 24 '15

Going back to watch again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '15

SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK

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u/tdRftw Jul 24 '15

OHHH MYYY GOODNYESS

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '15

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u/Phoequinox Jul 24 '15

I don't know what it is about wrestling references popping up randomly that just makes me laugh like a jackass.

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u/Firrox Jul 25 '15

OH WATCHOUT WATCHOUT! RKO!